You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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