Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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