I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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