THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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