I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am naked and annoyed.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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