mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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