oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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