So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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