yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We were destined to go to rehab together
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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