Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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