I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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