I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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