What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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