No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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