Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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