She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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