are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
