How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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