think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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