Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She's JV to your varsity
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My balls are so social today.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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