S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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