And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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