He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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