Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
