but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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