Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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