so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We’re leaving where are you
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