just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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