butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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