People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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