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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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