He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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