You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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