We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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