Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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