just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
you never un-have a 4some
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
