make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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