windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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