Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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