So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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