Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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