haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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