Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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