WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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