Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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