Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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