Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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