yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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