Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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