went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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