Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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