Duck Duck Cougar?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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