If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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