So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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