hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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