the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
