Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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